There is the IPL, then the ICL - hell there is even a GPL(Gokuldham Premier League - Taarak Mehta ka oolta chashma) then why cant we, students of Ruia's FYBMM, have our own Premier League? I'm almost sniggering with laughter as i announce:
RUIA’S UDPs!
In India we tend to have communal conflicts and disturbances in the name of God and religion….But there exists one religion which binds us all Indians together, which moves us into a frenzy and can also be considered as the fourth basic need with food,clothing,shelter,etc. Yes I am talking of none other than CRICKET. And that is the reason why, we are making a cricket team of our own class(FYBMM)……
The following are some of the shortlisted players,which the selectors thought would be worth to take the team to victory and above all the others.(This is called an ULTIMATE team!!!)ALL characters in this team are fictional any kind of offence is your own problem…We are not responsible for you sensitivity issues! Please, Don’t disturb us here and there!!! Here goes the team…Hold on to your seats for:
1.Ms.T.Padukuthe (Captain).
2.Mr.Kilo(Vice captain).
3.Superstar Happy.
4.Gaavvali (Opener).
5.Mr.India.
6.Bigg boss.
7.Googley.
8.Mr. Cloudy
9.Sinhagad.
10.Ingleeesh.
Substitutes.
1.Harddisk.
2.Dilli 6.
3.Heavy mother.
4.Chimpanzee.
5.Hanuman.
6.The last stock.
Commentators.
1.Love.
2.Dentistry.
Umpires.
1.Moochi
2.Dadhi.
The auditions for the coaches and cheer leaders are still open. For further details, Please contact the team owners. If we don’t receive your applications by next week, we will start picking up random people for coaches and cheer leading!!!
OWNERS (At our own risks).
1.Sahil Kajale
2.Shoneel Yallattikar
3.Nishad Golambare.
4.Soumitra Kulkarni.
5.Abhijit Banare.
6.Satej Karandikar.
Thank you!!!
At the end of the day, we may be Indians, we may be FYBMM students but we are certainly NOT brothers and sisters of each other - therefore the RIVALRY!
